Post Title is uninvited from my Mac. Scratch that, that makes no sense, since he was never invited...

Hello!
So, how are you doing?
I am doing fine, thank you very much.
In one month and about a week, I AM GETTING A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!!
YES WHOOPPY DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!! (Inside joke.)
M-m-m-m-Mac!
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