Tuesday, July 31, 2012

I wish I'd packed Post Title away in a box and set fire to it.

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   So I know that I haven't posted anything on here for a while.
   Shame, terrible, terrible shame.
   Anyway, today I finished a book that's totally going on my favorites shelf when I get my room back (this now-- that later. I am typing furiously right now... don't know why, but I kinda do, but I kinda don't... Bla! Just forget it.) called The Apothecary. It is one of the sweetest, saddest, emotional, action-packed, touching, depressing, heartwarming, magical, no-post-title, happiest, depressing (did I say that already...?), beautiful, caring, loving, empathetic, awesome, heartbreaking, wonderful, fantastic, well-written, surprising, untouchable, classic, heartbreaking yet heartwarming (did I say that already...?), intense, suspenseful, dangerous, extraordinary, bittersweet, eye-watering, original, cliff-hanging, spy-related, fantastical, happy, my-kind-of-thing, cool, daring, page-turning, victorious, superb books I have ever read. Read it. Read it now.

(Five seconds later)
Get off your lazy butt and go buy it already!
   You know, I hope some people actually read this. Especially all those writers I'm complimenting...
   Apothecary.
   By Maile Meloy.
   Sister of the person who wrote Wildwood. I'm on page 125 of that.
   Takes place in London,
   1952.
   It's the book you should have gotten right now...
   And be reading...
   And reading...
   And reading...
   Oh, how I loved that book.
   Waytogo, Macy!
   So, now I have 50 pages left of The Book of Awesome, then I'll have to make do for another two weeks without anything to read. How shall I survive... (Avatar, H2O: Just Add Water, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Glee, and TAYLOR SWIFT is how)
   You see, on the second floor of my house there are 3 bedrooms. The biggest one, my parents get, and then the other two are the same size, although one has a way bigger closet. When we moved there, Mackenzie wasn't alive, so as I was the older one I got the bigger closet. So when Mackenzie came along, she bunked with Alexandra, resulting in two people sharing one small closet, and one person not having to share a big closet. (Yay for me!) Of course, even I knew this wasn't fair. So we're changing bedrooms. Doing this, I had to pack away my stuff, and i did the most idiotic thing possible.
   I packed my computer, phone, keys, and the two pairs of GLASSES I had in my bedroom away. Also, I labeled every box, except for four that said 'Books'... Stuff.
   I know, I have less common sense than a groundhog leaving underground without a blind-person stick.
   Stupid, stupid, stupid.
  Avatar joke: "How stupid do you think I am?" "Pretty stupid, actually,"
  So the day before I came to Peterborough, I went through every box, looking for my stuff. Do you know where they were? In the last box I hadn't looked in.
   Stupid, stupid, stupid.
   Avatar line: "Eurgh! Why am I such an idiot?!" (You have to watch the whole scene to get that one. Season 3, The Ember Island Players.)
   Anyway, I'm with my grandparents for two weeks in Peterborough now. Tomorrow is their 50th Wedding Anniversary!
    Read The Apothecary,
Honeybees

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Post Title = Poo

Hi. Alexandra is now obsessed with Avatar. Here are my favorite episodes:
-The Fortune Teller
-The Ember Island Players
-Sozin's Comet
-The Cave of the Two Lovers
-The Headband
-The Beach
 They aren't in order, because they're all really good.
 Got to go,
Honeybees

Sunday, July 22, 2012

If I ever see you in person, Post Title, I'll get Mackenzie to spit at you continuously.

Yello.
Yesterday, I started switching bedrooms with my sisters. I cleared off all my shelves, and the boxes we got were huge. I needed 4 to put all my books in!
   Today, I'm clearing off my desk, dresser, and floor, moving out all my furniture, and my Dad's prepping the two rooms for painting. Yesterday, we also bought my sister's bunk bed, bought the paints, and looked at lights. It was very tiring...
   Alex and Mackenzie's bed are in my parent's bedroom, and mine will go in my Dad's office. Things are insane, over here.
   Anyway, I started watching the sequel to Avatar, Legend of Korra, off YouTube but I can't find episode 4. I was right, Katara is the only one left! WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   I'm trying to get my friend Maia to start watching it, but she's being very stubborn and won't. I will find a way....
   So... Other than that, there's nothing to say. But tomorrow I start camp at the Ontario Science Center, one of my favorite places (obviously... SCIENCE!) and it's one of my favorite camps. I'll tell you about it soon!
   Honeybees

Thursday, July 19, 2012

First comes love, then comes near marriage, then Post Title got run over by a car!

Well, there isn't much to say.
   It's just a normal Tuesday, July 19th, 2012, 2:23 P.M.
   But oh, yeah.
   I went to the Eaton Center today!
   It's the biggest mall in Toronto!
   My friends Ella and Maia and I went there with Ella's Mom and her sister Leigha. First we went to abercrombie kids, but there wasn't anything good on sale. Then we went to Aeropostale, and I got about the comfiest pair of slippers in the world. After we went to the Food Court, and we all got Root Beers but they didn't taste good so we switched to Sprite. Maia and I shared French Fries.
   Following, we went to H & M and I got a t-shirt. We stayed there for a long time, so we didn't have time to visit another store called Zara.
   Ella and Maia invited me o go rock climbing with them, but I needed to fill out a form for it and I thought it would be to hard for my parents because they're at work but after Ella left and I told my Dad about it he said he could have! Fiddlesticks!
   Anyway, ho do you like the new format for my blog? The clouds are nice, eh?
   A few days ago, when I got my mouth stuff in, I showed Mackenzie.
   "What do you think of my orthodontry? Do you like it?" I asked. Do you know what her reaction was?
   "Spit it out!!! Who did that to you!!!!!" (although it sounded like 'do you')
   "Mackenzie! Why'd you say that?"
   "'Cause it's gross!!!!!!!!!"

THE END!

   Well, that's about it.
   Wait...
   Poo you, Post Title!!!!!!!!!!
Honeybees, the peppy (if you read that post)

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Post Title and Ugly Face, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G... Even Ugly Face is too good for you, Post Title.

Hi.
   I went to Great Wolf Lodge last weekend! There were giganto slides, and our hotel room was awesome.
Warning: this will be a long post.
   Yesterday, my real orthodontic treatment started. I got this metal thing around the bottom of  my mouth and palette expander, which makes it impossible to eat. There's a gap between it and my jaw, so of course all of my food has to go there. I have to chew with my tongue! I know, gross.
   Second order of business: I finished a TV show. It was called Avatar: The Last Airbender and I got it off of Netflix. It was the best TV show I'd ever watched but the "continuation" series has a new Avatar so practically all the good characters are dead. I wish they hadn't done that.
   Joke for Maddie : "Zuko, you are going to get a kick out of this... The Lotus Tile was in my sleeve the hole time!" (Chuckle, chuckle.)
   Next is that my great friend Olivia is having a sibling! I hope it's a girl, their clothes are so pretty... me and my other great friend Ella visited this shop today and it had the prettiest dresses ever! They were our sizes, but matching, hers the perfect green and mine the perfect pink. If it were May or April or June, we could have used them for Graduation! Getting back to Olivia, she is so far an only child, and I have two sisters, so... I'll have to teach her Little Peoples 101, 102, 103, and 5000384. Then she'll be ready... assuming I have enough training time.
   It's still boiling hot down here in ol' Toronto, scorching even so bad that 50 and 100 dollar bills are melting! Ha, Texas, Kansas, Oklahoma, the Equator, other hot places...
   I went to Sailing Camp with my great friend Macy, and it was great! We went to the Toronto Islands almost every day, and I am totally going back.
   Yesterday, I went and saw Ice Age 4: Continental Drift and it was good but not as good as the others. It seemed very short, and there wasn't really a problem but a bunch of little ones.
   The last day of school is still a sad subject... all the 6th and 5th grade girls were crying, sobbing... my favorite teacher from my school was leaving... the 6th graders were leaving... the boys counting down to the end of school....
   In class, we all signed a yearbook page, and practically everybody wrote something about turtles except for one person, not naming... I'll email you... and yeah, I love them, but sometimes... people treat me like an animal, a turtle, to be more specific, and it doesn't really feel good. To everybody, I'm not mad, but if you could just try to be a little more empathetic... ?
   When I was visiting Great Wolf Lodge, we visited Niagara Falls, since it's in the city, and it was beautiful. I got soaked, yes, but it was still breathtaking.
   Have a great summer, I'll post something soon!
Honeybees

Monday, July 9, 2012

You are no more than a BLA to me, Post Title.

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Honeybees