If I were to write a book about you, Post Title, this would be the title: "The Most Useless Thing on Earth"

So, hey.
   Book stuff now.
   OH MY GOSH LEO  BARGAINS WITH NEMESIS IN THE MARK OF ATHENA! AND WHEN HER SON DID THAT, HE LOST AN EYE! BUT LEO IS AWESOME! I DON'T WANT HIM LOSING AN EYE!!!
   And The Apothecary is really good, although I probably already told you that. An for the Mark of Athena? One month, 6 days, baby!
   I've been reading a book called The Legacy by David Suzuki and it is really good although at times hard to follow. Fact: Did you know that an elephant can outrun the fastest human on the planet?

   Here's some more stuff for you to read:
  


Honeybees

The bad thing about Blogger is Post Title.

Hi.
   So a question to Apple: Why would a 13" MacBook Air and a 13" MacBook Pro be the same price?
   So I've looking out for a new laptop, because mine is... well, old. And I saw that MacBook Pros have gone down a thousand dollars because of the NEW one, but I don't think you need to pay another grand for Retina Display. So I've been thinking, If I save up till my birthday, maybe I can rack up thirteen hundred dollars... I've already got, like, four hundred, aka a third. If I'm really good, it's possible. Plus, when I'm twelve, I can babysit. So that'll help. Maybe I can do this.
   And if there is a sudden 50% off Christmas sale this year? Even better!
   Anyway, here are some quotes from Alexandra when she was at my grandparent's last week.

Grandma, you are really, really old.

(Grandma): Alexandra, would you like a weiner for lunch? (Alexandra): What's a weiner?

Grandma! You can't say STUPID! It's so mean! Bad Grandma!

-Alexandra, my... relative.
   So... yeah, that's about it. Bu-Bye BAY-BEEEEEEE
Honeybees

Post Title Description: That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I hate it, I hate it.

So, how's it going?
   Fine, thank you.
   What did you do today?
   I went shopping, thank you.
  Oh, really? Where?
  Old Navy, where I got two pairs of jeans, then Aeropostale. I got a new t-shirt, a new PJs outfit (Top, bottoms, and slippers), and then I got a shirt at Children's Place for Alexandra. There was one that said, "Certified Drama Queen" and I thought that would have been perfect except it had the same colors as another one of hers so we got a pink one with musical instruments and the word "ROCK!" so after I went to SoftMoc and got black dress shoes for choir.
   Very, interesting. Did I mention, that you, Honeybees, that you are extremely awesome and the world's best scientist?
   Oh, I know, I know, thank you very much, and I DO plan on being a mad scientist for Halloween.
   AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Alright, enough one-person-conversations. And flattery. But all of that was true. Anyway, I'm in my new pajamas. And to Maia and Ella, yes, I did get another pair of those Aero slippers, except these ones are black with blue-and-white pompoms that are still attached.
   Anyway, I finished reading The Son of Neptune (for the third time) and it was--almost--as good. I totally forgot some stuff! But now I just want The Mark of Athena even more. (Foot stomp)
   A song just went on my iPod that I didn't know existed.
   Weird.
   Chickens are blue and purple.
   The sun exploded.
   And Justin Pooper didn't actually didn't break glass while singing with his super-pitched-baby voice.
   Waaah.
   Ihjiuehfiuewhiuqhfiuewhiuqewhfuireqhiue.
   Alright, I'm just WEIRD.
   Idea remembered! The Sea of Monsters movie comes out August 16th, 2013. I would rather they wait another two days and make it on August 18th, aka Percy's birthday. That would have been SO much more demigod.
   Alright, I'm more than WEIRD.
   But that's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, I like it..
   I like writing. And Taylor Swift. And books. And science. And music. And ME!!!!!!
   Gurgll.
   I think that cocoa powder is still giving me a sugar rush.
   Next song on iPod: Ours by Taylor Swift. Cool.
   Happiness.
   Peace.
Honeybees

I wish YOU would be the person who dies in the Heroes of Olympus, Post Title.

Yoyoyo!
   I think that this is one of my favorite templates, don't you think? I really got  creative. If only all my other friends who have blogs would actually USE them. And I might be a "bit" hyper, because I was making pudding and... well, I ended up eating a complete fingerfull of cocoa powder. That got me moving.
   So today, I got more Hair Bling in my hair. It's kind of like these long strands of confetti that go in your hair. I got two dark blue, two light blue, two purple, and three silver. It looks SUPER nice.
   I've been wondering... about Heroes of Olympus... you know how it says Percy will have to make a sacrifice he can't make. I bet he'll have to kill someone he loves... let's just hope it's not: Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, Hazel, Leo, Jason, Piper, Reyna, or Frank. Who's left? Gaea? I think it's Frank, because Gaea doesn't want to use Frank as a pawn. He's too powerful. And Gaea also said that Percy will help her, so she'll get him in a situation where he has to burn Frank's life-stick. He won't be able to, so Frank will burn it himself. Which also explains what he's been told: "You will die watching your stick burn"
   That's sad.  I liked Frank.
   But I didn't like Jason. I don't like the Romans (except for Reyna, 'cause, I don't know, I just do.)
   But the Greeks are AWESOME.
   Anyway, my shower awaits me.
Honeybees

This post is on a TV.

Hi,
   You might not believe me right away, but I'm writing this post on a TV. Yes, my friends, a Television. You see, my grandpa did something using some kind of electronic-something that makes what's on my Grandma's computer on the TV sreen. As simple as that. Alas, it took like an hour and a half to figure out.
   Anyway, I don't have any reports on The Aftermath as Macy and I were both at camp last week. I was at canoe. It was not fun. (Frowny face)
   Oh, and I'm at grandparents' place. Again.
   Yesterday, my family and I went to IKEA to get stuf for my room and the insane ones. I got a wardrobe, a few shelves, and a new desk. It's kind of ironic because a few weeks ago my dad said. "I don't want ANY IKEA in my house!"  and yet it was his idea.
   Becasue of the makng-the-TV-a-computer thing y grandma and I went through our photos. Alex was in many of them (like always) and I had usually been looking bad (as always).
   For the past week, I've rereading all my Percy Jackson books so I'm ready for the Mark of Athena. I've been reading an average of 1 a day. And I've read many, many, wikipedia pages. Sometime this week, I'm going to get out my pajamas and and go to Indigo to get The Demigod Diaries and the second and third Theodore Boone. And on October 2nd-- everybody knows what that day is! And for a few days, I will get no sleep. I will just read. I will tll myself toNOT do that so I can make the book last longer, but as you all know, I'm not very good with that.
   I've also een reding Love, Aubrey to my grandma and this time, it's even hardeer not to cry. It is just that SAD. (Super Awesomely Depressing) You rock, Ella.
  Anyway, my grandpa is getting in the shower soon and if I don't get it first, I'm not getting it until two hours later.
   So bye.
Honeybees

This is so urgent, Post Title, I can't be bothered with you . NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OCT. 22nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo.
  Awesome news--
  TAYLOR SWIFT IS GETTING A NEW ALBUM "RED" ON OCTOBER 22ND!!!!!!! (Exactly 20 days after the Mark Athena, so that comes out 1 month 16 days from now, and so plus 20 days= 1 month 36 days= 2 months 5 days from now. That seems so much longer than 1 month 36 days, so that's what I'll say)
   And along the line of The Mark of Athena, I think I figured who's narrating: Annabeth (That one's alreacy confirmed) Jason and Percy (They're on the cover) and Leo (The Argo II is TECHNICALLY his ship, so that's got to for something.
   For the prophecies, though, Leo and Jason are probably going to have some giganto-fight that causes partially To storm (Jason) or fire(Leo) the world must fall. And I think it's either Hazel or Reyna who dies with An oath to keep with a final breath, because Hazel's already kind of dead and I'm sure there's a vow or something about her... Gosh, I need to read the series again. I mean, I am, all week, I've read the Last Olympian, The Titan's Curse, and I'm pretty much finished the Sea of Monsters, but next I want to finish Canoe Camp first because all my other Percy Jackson are in good shape so I don't want them wet. Tomorrow I'll probably read 13 Gifts because I read a sort of prequel, 11 Birthdays, having to do with the big mystery behind Amanda Leo (And it's really weird because that Leo and the Leo from Heroes of Olympus look pretty much the same)
   Also, I've read 3 Wikipedia pages on Percy Jackson & The Olympians.
   Laugh all you want! It's just curiosity! (And weirdness... but forget about that.)
   So you want weird??? Here it is: I'm wearing a sweater (again) in the middle of  summer, I'm mistaking acne cream for toothpaste, I count down the days until album and book releases, I am insanely addicted to Sea Monkeys, and, much, much, more! (That wasn't meant to sound like a TV commercial)
Good night, and go TAYLOR SWIFT, PERCY JACKSON, TARA BRENNAN AND CASS AND MAX-ERNEST AND YO-YOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honeybees.

Post Title, you are not in the Aftermath. You are too terrible.

Hi.
   I burnt my brain, because I'm taking The Aftermath very seriously. I put Season 1 into an order yesterday, which was proved quite difficult, and that burnt my brain in an hour. Then, today, I completely wrote the first episode.
   So, yeah, Macy and I are taking things very seriously. She's working on episode 4, the one with Appa going extinct. It's, well, extremely funny.
   It's been all-rain-no-sun all day, from the moment I woke up  (11 a.m.) and on-my-computer since I had breakfast (11 30 a.m.) and quiet.
   I've got to go now.
   Bye.
   And people I have on Kik, kik me more, ok?
Honeybees

Post Title, you're number 9999999999999999999999 on my favorite things list, right underneath 3-month-old microwaved vomit.

HI
   I went to an ecology park today.
   It was very pretty.
   I'm almost on Chapter 5.
   Yay.
   The Aftermath is going really well (and really funny and intense and dramatic and suspenseful)
   Yeah.
   I'm still writing.
Honeybees

Somebody call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's an extremely ugly thing in my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, no, it's just Post Title. Not saying that's a false alarm! I want Post Title in jail!!!!!!!

Hi...
   So now I'm on Chapter 4, and it's really good so far. In a few days, I might post the first chapter, as a sample, but it depends. Anyway, I've been typing forever writing so I'll have a shower and then talk!
Honeybees
Prepare yourself for something awesome, depressing (Ella will like), and heartwarming.
   Release date unknown.

I'm too excited to talk to something terrible (that means you, post Title)

Hi!!!!!!!!
   I'm on Chapter 3 of my first short story!!!!!!!!!
   But I'll keep what it's a bout a secret, ok????
   Nighty-night!!!!!!!!!!!
Honeybees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finally learned to tune you out, Post Title!!!! The world is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi my awesome people.
   So anyway, how are you doing?
   Good, I hope.
   Today, my grandma and I loaded some audiobooks onto her iPod Nano. We looked for some, and I thought of Out of My Mind but the audiobook cost 17.95$!!!!!!!!!!!!
   That's way too expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!
   WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Nothing more to say.
Honeybees
   PS Sorry that this post was so short.
   Bla
Honeybees (again)

If there was something that could kill you, Post Title, and it cost a grand... Gosh, I've got to start saving

So anyway, I'm on my second day of embroidery work and already I'm three quarters through it.
   It's just so much fun!!!!!!!!!!
   Anyway, being at my grandparents' house has made me realize something very important: I literally am like a little old lady. I embroidery and cork, I have glasses, orthotics and a soft stomach, and I would rather stay at home, doing embroidery, than running around. The list goes on.
   So, me and my writing partner Macy have gotten a few more ideas for The Aftermath. This morning, when I wrote a chunk, I was still half-asleep and getting writer's block so I didn't get the best ideas. But yesterday, I thought of something from The Apothecary: Quintessence. Haven't heard of it? Here's a description:
 ''

The fifth element! The source of all life! A living force to combat a killing force, you see.

                                                                                                                                                                ''
- Mr. Burrows, The Apothecary. 
   So Aang & The Gang discover that there is something called Quintessencebending!!!!!! Not one person, ever, knew it really existed!!!! Until now!!!! Q-benders (as we call them) can bring things back to life, and make murderous things disappear, and so much more!!! And Suki is one of them!!!!!
   Anyway, I'll stop about Avatar for now, since, unless you have Netflix, you probably haven't seen it. Unless you're Maddie or Ella. They've had private viewings off my TV and mom's iPhone. Hehe.
   One last thing: The movie SUCKS!!!!!!!
   Moving on...
   My mom Skyped me last night to show me my room, and it is so GREEEEEEN!!!!! Like it hurts my mom's eyes. It's heaven.
   My ceiling is sky blue, and my parents painted clouds onto it! They look so realistic, I think I'll have to study them meteoroligically! My parents put the big furniture in my room, and dumped everything else into my bedroom for me to clean up. The first thing I said was, ''Oh my gosh. It's such a mess. But you can't blame me for this one,'' but nobody laughed! I thought it was hilarious!
   My sisters started sleeping in their bunk bed last night.
   Yeah.
   Real newsworthy.
   Post to you later,
Honeybees

I hope Post Title gets incinerated with fire. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.
   So one month, 31 days until The Mark of Athena comes out.
   Yeah, I'm counting down the days. Yes. It has come to that.
   Right now, I'm visiting my grandparents in Peterborough and some of my family is going to a blues concert preformed by... here the biggie... Robin Banks! Can you imagine growing up with a name like that? (Don't get it? Robin Banks= Robbin' Banks)
   Anyways, today my grandma is going to start teaching me embroidery work. Her and my aunt got into the=is conversation about "hoops" and "lazy daisy stitches" and so on. I didn't have a clue about what on Earth they were talking about.
   Moving on, my friend Macy and I have been writing our own Avatar series, Avatar: The Aftermath, to replace Legend of Korra, because we don't want Team Avatar to die!!!!!!
   So far, our ideas are:

• Momo saves a really rich couple's pet by accident, gets adopted by them, and when the gang tries to get Momo back, the richies won't let them, thinking they're getting tricked.
• Team Avatar discovers they have a new problem. (The Aftermath takes place right after the war) So in Season 3, Episode 2, Aang enrolls as a Fire Nation student in one of their schools, to learn about the Fire Nation. In this episode, Aang decides to visit. The teachers there are new, and the mean kid left, and all the other people really like him, so things should go fine. But when they discover he's the Avatar, they send send him to "reformed" school-- aka the coal mines!!!! When the gang gets him back, the challenge they face is as hard as ever: the war may be over, but the Nations still hate each other, and the Fire Nation still thinks they should have won the war. So now, the gang must get the Earth Kingdom and the Water Tribe's trust, and change the opinions of the Fire Nation. 
• The gang is worried that the sky bison might go extinct once Appa dies.  So, they go to the mechanist guy (a guy that made stuff for the fire nation but is now good) to ask him if he knows how to clone Appa or a different sky bison. He says that they need to find some sky bison DNA, so they decide to go to the an air temple to find some. Then, when they're their, Appa smells something and leads the gang down a maze of hallways until they get to an overgrown door that can only be opened by air bending. Appa is scratching at the door, trying to get inside. Aang opens the door and inside is a family of 7 sky bison! Inscribed on the wall of the chamber is this: may the last of the sky bison be safe and saved from extinction. Appa is really happy and goes and plays with the other bison, who are happy to be out. Aang and the others go and put two sky bisons at each air temple so that the sky bisons can repopulate. 
• So in an episode in Season 2, "Zuko Alone", Zuko visits a town in the Earth Kingdom, where he befriends a kid whose name I can't remember... maybe Lee? I'll use that. Anyway, they didn't know he was Fire Nation, and when they do, Zuko helps them anyway, but they still don't like him. So in this episode, Zuko wants to set things right.He goes back to the town, only to find out Lee was captured by the Fire Nation. He promises lee's parents that he'll find him, but doesn't know where to look, as the FN has countless jails. Then, he finds out how Aang was missing (two ideas up-- this one's part of it)  and needs to help. There, he finds Lee, who tells him that when children are taken by the FN, they got to FN schools, get new FN families, etc., so when they grow up, they will be FN. Zuko brings Lee back to his home, and the village still doesn't trust him. They say: "You will only gain our trust if the Water Tribes do too."
• Zuko goes to the northern water tribe to make amends. But the northern water tribe doesn't trust him and puts him in prison. (the prison could be and under water one made of ice, like the cooler in an episode called the boiling rock so he can't fire bend.) Meanwhile, Aang tries to take air bending lessons from Appa and their training is interrupted when Mai sends them a  message by hawk telling them that Zuko had been captured. The gang flies to the northern tribe (let's say they're in the northern earth kingdom) and tries to convince the tribe to liberate Zuko, and that the fire nation has changed. But, the watertribers are still mad at the fire nation from the war and refuse to let him go, and then turn against the avatar and his friends because they believe they are working with the enemy. They start to fight then Yué descends and tells the water tribe to trust the avatar. Being told by a spirit, they decide to do as she said and they release Zuko. Everyone is happy and the northern water tribe agrees to help Zuko heal the world!
• Sokka and Katara find their Mom, only to find that she's very sick, and they have to leave her in the Northern Water Tribe.  Zuko finds his mom, too, but I don't really know how that ends up.
• Finally, Team Avatar gets kidnapped by Metalbenders (another form of Earthbenders) who can Bloodbend (another form of Waterbending) by bending the iron in people's blood.

    Watch Avatar, and goodnight!

Honeybees

If I were to write a story about you, Post Title, you'd be the evil villain, who ends up in a garbage bag.

How could I have forgotten to tell you?!
  So Alexandra, a few weeks ago, peeked inside the fridge and saw a jar of  KRAFT Peanut Butter. The one with the little bears. So she went up to my mom and said, in a sweet little voice, "Mommy, you can't kill bears,"
  Mom was surprised by this random sentence. "Why not?"
  "Because they make peanut butter"
   That is, honestly, one of my favorite Alexandra-Zingers (Inc.)
   I just realized-- only two months and a day until The Mark of Athena comes out!!! Oh My Gosh!!! I need to read the series again!!!
   Question: Just why, oh why oh why oh why did the first chapter have to only be twelve pages long? The chapter they put online, only twelve pages? (Sniff, sniff, wail)
   Anyway, I've been wondering who's going to be narrating The Mark of Athena. At first I thought it was Annabeth, Nico, Percy, and Reyna, but then I changed Percy to Jason, and this went on and on and on, but then I realized that no Hazel/Frank action was in there, and I couldn't figure it out. My final decision was Annabeth, Percy, Jason, Frank/Hazel, I don't know which of the two.
   Eurgh! This is so confusing!!
   I've been thinking about my monthly short stories, but ideas are still blank for me. I want to do something related to the world today, like maybe something having to do with the Olympics, but-- Ah! Idea! But I'll keep it a surprise until later...
   Okay, so, yeah, whatever.
   Bye.
Honeybees